invisible monsters.

catlanta23: happypartying: malteserrr: onehandonherheart: Jen...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:35:50 -0400

happypartying:

malteserrr:

onehandonherheart:

Jennifer Lawrence is a Tumblr girl who made it to the outside world.

I fucking love her

i like idolize her

Words can not describe how much I love this girl

health-beauty-fashion: stars-will-guide-you-home: marycom: shi...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:35:18 -0400

health-beauty-fashion:

stars-will-guide-you-home:

marycom:

shialablunt:

oknope:

wooo

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL FOR SALAD DRESSING

LOOKS LIKE IM BUYING SOME SALAD DRESSING.

OMG

Is he included in the purchase??

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Sat, 25 May 2013 16:34:24 -0400

starllex: josenagel: protip: before he climaxes punch him in his peepee to ensure a wild...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:33:51 -0400

starllex:

josenagel:

protip: before he climaxes punch him in his peepee to ensure a wild orgasm!

please dont do this

ryannspring: harbor-boulevard: omggg must locate this video....

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:33:39 -0400

ryannspring:

harbor-boulevard:

omggg must locate this video. Miranda you psychopath

I love her so much(: haha and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend!

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Sat, 25 May 2013 16:33:28 -0400

dampsandwich: houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:33:13 -0400

dampsandwich:

houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane

cwissi: being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst...

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:58:48 -0400

cwissi:

being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away

"You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:32:50 -0400

“You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for.”

- Richard Siken (via winterkristall)

thatonegirlchristin: chickenmcnope: rnackenzie: i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:32:14 -0400

thatonegirlchristin:

chickenmcnope:

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

A Pizza Hut

Get out

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:09:38 -0400

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:07:37 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

pizza: am i a pizza or a prostitute that’s the question

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:00:25 -0400

pizza:

am i a pizza or a prostitute that’s the question

"If you love yourself, you love others. If you hate yourself, you hate others. Because in..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:00:11 -0400

“If you love yourself, you love others. If you hate yourself, you hate others. Because in relationship with others… the other is nothing but a mirror.”

- Osho (via cosmofilius)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:59:54 -0400

underlordwynt: aanzhen: delianisnotonfire: belladino: nellade...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:59:15 -0400

underlordwynt:

aanzhen:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._.

salmon is for desire

That’s not even a Salmon that’s a fucking carp!

sneeply: thegreat-repetition: If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut. this is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:58:43 -0400

sneeply:

thegreat-repetition:

If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.

this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal

b-3-f-3-a-r-l-3-s-s: the-absolute-funniest-posts: armisael: the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:58:10 -0400

b-3-f-3-a-r-l-3-s-s:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

armisael:

the best video on the internet

wHAT DID I JUST watCH